The First Requisite For Immortality Is Death.

Pity That The Only Way To Paradise Is In A Hearse.

The First Condition Of Immortality Is Death.

There Are Parodies Of Non-existent Things.

If You Are Not A Psychiatrist, Stay Away From Idiots. They Are Too Stupid To Pay A Layman For His Company.

A Sodomite Got Very Excited Looking At A Zoology Text. Does This Make It Pornography?