Believers Believe In Resurrection, Atheists Only In

One Has To Multiply Thoughts To The Point Where There Aren't Enough Policemen To Control Them

He Who Limps Is Still Walking.

Each Juggler Should Be Trained In The Ignorance Of The Laws Of Physics.

Youth Is The Gift Of Nature, But Age Is A Work Of Art.

Here Lies William Trollope, Who Made These Stones Roll Up; When Death Took His Soul Up, His Body Filled This Hole Up