The First Hundred Years Are The Hardest.

Women Can Instantly See Through Each Other, And It's Surprising How Little They Observe That's Pleasant.

Do Not Be Desirous Of Having Things Done Quickly. Do Not Look At Small Advantages. Desire To Have Things Done Quickly Prevents Their Being Done Thoroughly. Looking At Small Advantages Prevents Great Affairs From Being Accomplished.

All Anger Is Not Sinful, Because Some Degree Of It, And On Some Occasions, Is Inevitable. But It Becomes Sinful And Contradicts The Rule Of Scripture When It Is Conceived Upon Slight And Inadequate Provocation, And When It Continues Long.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

Florida Was Invented For Addison Mizner's Little Brother.