It's Getting So People No Longer Count

Do Not Be Desirous Of Having Things Done Quickly. Do Not Look At Small Advantages. Desire To Have Things Done Quickly Prevents Their Being Done Thoroughly. Looking At Small Advantages Prevents Great Affairs From Being Accomplished.

I Want A Priest, A Rabbi And A Protestant Minister. I Want To Hedge My Bets.

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

If You Count All Your Assets You Always Show A Profit.