The Film Looks Suspiciously Like The Game

Yeah, That Test Says He's Dumb As A Fence Post, But When He Hits He Looks Like Einstein To Me.

You Don't Know A Ladder Has Splinters Until You Slide Down It.

I Thought I Did Until I Looked At Some Old Game Films. (when Asked If He Played College Football)

The Film Looks Suspiciously Like The Game Itself!

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.