The Female Sex Has No Greater Fan

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man? Men Are So Honest, So Thoroughly Square; Eternally Noble, Historically Fair; Who, When You Win, Will Always Give Your Back A Pat. Why Can't A Woman Be Like That?

We Met At Nine We Met At Eight I Was On Time No, You Were Late Ah Yes! I Remember It Well.

I Could Have Spread My Wings And Done A Thousand Things I've Never Done Before.

Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

All To Often, However, What She [the Woman] Does Want Is The Man She Hopes She Will Make Out Of The Man She Already Has.