Warmth Is To Sun, As Truth Is

You Can Change The World. Please Don't Do That, Ok? Some Of Us Like The Way Things Are Going Now.

Internet Users, That Blue Screen Of Death You Were Looking At This Morning? That's The Sky. If You're Still Confused, Look It Up On Wikipedia Tomorrow.

I Used To Play A Narcissistic-conservative Pundit. Now, I'm Just A Narcissist.

I Have Always Been A Fan Of Reality By Majority Vote.

Mentioning Jesus In Your Speech: Small Government. Doing What Jesus Asked: Big Government.