The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist

I Never Met A Man That I Didn't Like.

It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.

There Have Been Three Great Inventions Since The Beginning Of Time: Fire, The Wheel, And Central Banking.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

Say, This New Home Building Idea Of President Hoover's Sounds Good. They Are Working Out A Lot Of Beneficial Things. The Only Thing Is It Took 'em So Long To Think Of Any Of 'em. We Ought To Have Plans In Case Of Depression, Just Like We Do In Case Of Fire, 'walk, Don't Run, To The Nearest Exit.'