The Fact That You Fell Out Of

I Get Letters From Women, And They Say, 'i Love Your Roman Nose.' If I Weren't On Tv And I Walked Past That Same Woman, She'd Go, 'did You See The Beak On That Guy?'

So You Can Look Me In The Eye And Say That You Are A President Committed To Cleaning Up The Environment?

The Fact That You Fell Out Of Bed Makes Some People Think You Had More Than One Drink Before You Called For Help.

Emotions In This Country Right Now Are Running Very High. Sometimes That Emotion Is Translated Into Inspiration, Sometimes Into Criticism. We've Heard Some Of That Tonight. But It's Still Part Of The American Way Of Life.

When People Start To Write Articles About What Might Be Wrong With The 'today' Show You Know Where You Should Point The Finger, Point It At Me Because I Have Been There The Longest. And It's My Responsibility.