The English Like Eccentrics. They Just Don't

I Get Just As Much Of A Thrill Out Of Constructing A Good Sentence That Gets A Laugh At The End As I Do From A Joke

The Whole Business Of Getting Famous Was Good Fun, But It Was A Long Time Ago.

The English Like Eccentrics. They Just Don't Like Them Living Next Door.

I Knew That This Was What I Wanted To Talk About On Stage. There Was No Point Being Coy About It, Or Pretending That I Wasn't Gay. That Was The Substance Of My Whole Act. If You Took That Away, There Would Be Nothing Left

I Didn't Think Of Myself As A Tart, But I Wouldn't Argue With Anyone Who Did