It's A Wise Thing To Hold Back.

I Thought A Dignified Thing To Do Would Be To Live In The Country By The Time I'm 50 And Write Books

It Was All About Wanting To Get Revenge. Pathetic, Really, But It Still Is The Motivation.

I Get Just As Much Of A Thrill Out Of Constructing A Good Sentence That Gets A Laugh At The End As I Do From A Joke

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

I Think Australians Like A Bit Of Vulgarity