The English Are Polite By Telling Lies.

I've Often Thought That My Scruples About Stealing Books Were The Only Thing That Stood In The Way Of My Being A Really Great Scholar.

Marriage Is The Most Advanced Form Of Warfare In The Modern World.

Life Is A Crisis - So What!

You Liberals Think That Goats Are Just Sheep From Broken Homes.

On Many American Campuses The Only Qualification For Admission Was The Ability Actually To Find The Campus And Then Discover A Parking Space.