Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship

Life Is A Crisis - So What!

I've Noticed Your Hostility Towards Him... I Ought To Have Guessed You Were Friends.

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.

Marriage Is The Most Advanced Form Of Warfare In The Modern World.

The Better Class Of Briton Likes To Send His Children Away To School Until They're Old And Intelligent Enough To Come Home Again. Then They're Too Old And Intelligent To Want To.