Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship

On Many American Campuses The Only Qualification For Admission Was The Ability Actually To Find The Campus And Then Discover A Parking Space.

Life Is A Crisis - So What!

I've Often Thought That My Scruples About Stealing Books Were The Only Thing That Stood In The Way Of My Being A Really Great Scholar.

I've Noticed Your Hostility Towards Him... I Ought To Have Guessed You Were Friends.

Here We Have A Saying: A Good Friend Is Someone Who Visits You When You Are In Prison. But A Really Good Friend Is Someone Who Comes To Hear Your Lectures.