Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.

But You Are Involved In The World, And Your Actions Have Consequences For Other People, And If You Don't Recognize That, Then That's The Supreme Kind Of Cruelty. Everyone Shares Someone Else's Fate To Some Extent.

If God Had Meant Us To Have Group Sex, I Guess He'd Have Given Us All More Organs.

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.

On Many American Campuses The Only Qualification For Admission Was The Ability Actually To Find The Campus And Then Discover A Parking Space.