Life Is A Crisis - So What!

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.

On Many American Campuses The Only Qualification For Admission Was The Ability Actually To Find The Campus And Then Discover A Parking Space.

Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.

Here We Have A Saying: A Good Friend Is Someone Who Visits You When You Are In Prison. But A Really Good Friend Is Someone Who Comes To Hear Your Lectures.