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A Women Knows How To Keep Quiet When She Is In The Right, Whereas A Man, When He Is In The Right, Will Keep On Talking.

Women Eat While They Are Talking; Men Talk While They Are Eating.

Women Make Us Poets, Children Make Us Philosophers.

Monkeys Are Superior To Men In This: When A Monkey Looks Into A Mirror, He Sees A Monkey.

The Idealist Walks On Tiptoe, The Materialist On His Heels.