The Dreadful Truth Is That When People

Some People Play The Piano, Some Do Sudoku, Some Watch Television, Some People Go Out To Dinner Parties. I Write Books.

I Love Swimming In Rivers, And Well Remember Once Jumping In At Chiswick.

I'm A One-nation Tory.

My Ideal World Is, We're There, We're In The Eu, Trying To Make It Better.

My Speaking Style Was Criticised By No Less An Authority Than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It Was A Low Moment, My Friends, To Have My Rhetorical Skills Denounced By A Monosyllabic Austrian Cyborg.