My Policy On Cake Is Pro Having

I Think I Was Once Given Cocaine But I Sneezed So It Didn't Go Up My Nose. In Fact, It May Have Been Icing Sugar.

London Is The Sporting Capital Of The World. I Say To The Chinese And I Say To The World, Ping Pong Is Coming Home.

I Have Come To The Conclusion That Tony Blair Has Finally Gone Mad ... He Made Assertions That Are So Jaw-droppingly And Breathtakingly At Variance With Reality That He Surely Needs Professional Psychiatric Help.

Humanity Would Have Plunged Into A New Dark Age Of Absolutely Frightening And Appalling Characteristics Without Churchill.

Voting Tory Will Cause Your Wife To Have Bigger Breasts And Increase Your Chances Of Owning A Bmw M3.