The Doctors Are Always Changing Their Opinions.

If The People Really Knew [the Truth] The War Would Be Stopped Tomorrow. But Of Course They Don't Know And Can't Know.

Death Is The Most Convenient Time To Tax Rich People.

He Has Sat On The Fence So Long That The Iron Has Entered His Soul.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

A Body Of 500 Men Chosen At Random From Amongst The Unemployed.