One Cannot Cross An Abyss In Two

God Has Chosen Little Nations As The Vessels By Which He Carries His Choicest Wines To The Lips Of Humanity To Rejoice Their Hearts, To Exalt Their Vision, To Strengthen Their Faith, And If We Had Stood By When Two Little Nations [belgium And Serbia] Were Being Crushed And Broken By The Brutal Hands Of Barbarians, Our Shame Would Have Rung Down The Everlasting Ages.

If The People Really Knew [the Truth] The War Would Be Stopped Tomorrow. But Of Course They Don't Know And Can't Know.

Doctinaires Are The Vultures Of Principle. They Feed Upon Principle After It Is Dead.

Great Britain Would Spend Her Last Guinea To Keep A Navy Superior To That Of The United States Or Any Other Power.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."