The Difference Between A Saint And A

Man Forgives Woman Anything Save The Wit To Outwit Him.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

Matrimonially Speaking, A Bridle For The Tongue Is Better Than A Rein For The Heart.

To Know One's Self Is Wisdom, But To Know One's Neighbor Is Genius.

To Laughter! The Bright Coinage Of The Bank Of Good Will.