The Dictatorship Is Shut Up, Democracy Is

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

If My Films Don't Show A Profit, I Know I'm Doing Something Right.

To You I'm An Atheist; To God, I'm The Loyal Opposition.

I Wish I Was Writing Something Much More Heavy Each Time I Did A Film, And That The Comedies Just Occasionally Come Out. But Unfortunately You're Stuck With What You're Born With.

I Believe In Sex And Death- Two Experiences That Come Once In A Lifetime.