The Curiosity Of The Neighbors About You,

I Have Come To Think That Both Sex And Politics Are A Mistake And That Any Attempt To Establish A Connection Between The Two Is The Greatest Error Of All.

The Very Purpose Of Existence Is To Reconcile The Glowing Opinion We Hold Of Ourselves With The Appalling Things That Other People Think About Us.

My Function In Life Was To Render Clear What Was Already Blindingly Conspicuous.

What Would You Be Like If You Were The Only Person In The World? If You Want To Be Truly Happy You Must Be That Person.

Euphemisms Are Unpleasant Truths Wearing Diplomatic Cologne.