Euphemisms Are Unpleasant Truths Wearing Diplomatic Cologne.

My Mother Protected Me From The World And My Father Threatened Me With It.

When I Told The People Of Northern Ireland That I Was An Atheist, A Woman In The Audience Stood Up And Said, 'yes, But Is It The God Of The Catholics Or The God Of The Protestants In Whom You Don't Believe?'

The British Do Not Expect Happiness. I Had The Impression, All The Time That I Lived There, That They Do Not Want To Be Happy; They Want To Be Right.

Why Get Married? For Human Beings, Marriage Is Such An Unnatural State. If You Want Monogamy, It Has Been Said, You Should Marry A Swan.

I Never Spend My Time Doing Anything I'll Have To Do Again Tomorrow.