The Creator Of The Universe Works In

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn.

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

For Five Hundred Dollars, I'll Name A Subatomic Particle After You. Some Of My Satisfied Customers Include Arthur C. Quark And George Meson.

The Computer Cuts My Production Time In Half. I Love It.