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No Matter How Many Times I Visit New York City, I Am Always Struck By The Same Thing - A Yellow Taxicab.

Give A Man A Fish, And You'll Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish, And He'll Buy A Funny Hat. Talk To A Hungry Man About Fish, And You're A Consultant.

No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.

There's A Gigantic Gray Area Between Good Moral Behavior And Outright Felonious Activities. I Call That The Weasel Zone And It's Where Most Of Life Happens.

A Person With A Flexible Schedule And Average Resources Will Be Happier Than A Rich Person Who Has Everything Except A Flexible Schedule. Step One In Your Search For Happiness Is To Continually Work Toward Having Control Of Your Schedule.