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Work Is Like The Rest Of Life. The Best Parts Are Free.

Recently I Quit Caffeine. My Doctor Seems To Think That 17 Diet Cokes Per Day Is Too Much. In Case You Ever Consider Getting Off Caffeine Yourself, Let Me Explain The Process. You Begin By Sitting Motionlessly In A Desk Chair. Then You Just Keep Doing That Forever Because Life Has No Meaning.

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Ideas Are Worthless. Execution Is Everything.

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.