The Cow's Point Of View Deserves More

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Work At First Rescues Us, Then Ravages Us.

The Puritan Sours His Pleasures By Disguising Them As Duties.

Friends Are Sometimes Boring, But Enemies Never.

English Has Borrowed From Everywhere And Now Goes Everywhere.