I Tried Self-sacrifice A Couple Of Times

Never Try To Leap From A Standstill.

With Age, Comfort Becomes More Seductive Than Beauty.

Machismo Makes No Provision For Preparing Lunch, Doing The Laundry, Or Minding The Baby.

Children Now Expect Their Parents To Audition For Approval.

In Bridge Clubs And In Councils Of State, The Passions Are The Same.