The Cool Part About Naming Your Kid

My First Movie, I Got Nominated For A Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For Meatballs. And Who Am I Up Against? George C. Scott. So He Wins The Award And I Stand Up And Go, 'that's It-let's Get The Hell Outta Here.'

The Army Needs Leaders The Way A Foot Needs A Big Toe.

So Far, I've Only Sailed In The Caribbean. I've Sailed The Virgin Island And The Grenadines. I Liked All That. We Charted Some Really Crummy Boats In The Grenadines. That Made For An Exciting Sailing Trip (laughs) When Everything Goes Well. When Everything Goes Well. When Sails Rip, Engines Freeze Up And You Find There Are Organisms Growing Inside The Diesel, It's Terrible And Amazing Stuff.

Golf Was My First Glimpse Of Comedy. I Was A Caddy When I Was A Kid. I Was On The Golf Course Rather Than Being In Lessons, But I Can Play Better Now Than I Could Then.

The Atheists Traditionally Hold Their Conventions From Good Friday To Easter Sunday During The Hours Christ Spent In The Grave.