The Candidates At The Republican Debate Looked

Donald Trump Announced That He Is Not Running For President. He Would Rather Spend His Time Making Gary Busey Sell Snapple On The Street.

Remember Evil Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin? He Vanished For 10 Days. He Had Disappeared And There Were A Lot Of Rumors. One Rumor Was He Had Disappeared Because He Had Himself Executed.

President Obama Has Two Years Left As President. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Gets To Appoint Two New Kardashian Husbands.

I'm Just Trying To Make A Smudge On The Collective Unconscious.

Those North Korean Hackers Are At It Again. Earlier Today They Leaked Santa's Naughty List.