The Cafe Was Called Tattoos. The Fella

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

Cat Food. It Stinks A Bit, But If You Don't Put Up With The Smell, The Little Kitten Will Die.

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!