The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

Never Run Into Debt, Not If You Can Find Anything Else To Run Into.