Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.

Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.