Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

I Have Lived In This World Just Long Enough To Look Carefully The Second Time Into Things That I Am Most Certain Of The First Time.

Genuine Laughing Is The Vent Of The Soul, The Nostrils Of The Heart, And Just As Necessary For Health And Happiness As Spring Water Is For A Trout.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect Happiness Is To Cheat Ourselves With The Belief That We Have Got It.

The Best Time For You To Hold Your Tongue Is The Time You Feel You Must Say Something Or Bust.