The Blind Won't Admit That I Have

Democracy Divides People Into Workers And Loafers. It Makes No Provision For Those Who Have No Time To Work.

War Is, At First, The Hope That One Will Be Better Off; Next, The Expectation That The Other Fellow Will Be Worse Off; Then, The Satisfaction That He Isn't Any Better Off; And, Finally, The Surprise At Everyone's Being Worse Off.

Experiences Are Savings Which A Miser Puts Aside. Wisdom Is An Inheritance Which A Wastrel Cannot Exhaust.

Stupidity Gets Up Early; That Is Why Events Are Accustomed To Happening In The Morning.

No Ideas And The Ability To Express Them - That's A Journalist.