The Best Way To Make A Fire

I Love Words But I Don't Like Strange Ones. You Don't Understand Them And They Don't Understand You. Old Words Is Like Old Friends, You Know 'em The Minute You See 'em.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.

They Are Each Good When They Are Out, And Each Bad When They Are In.

I Read Where They Are Going To Limit Debate In The Senate. It Used To Be That A Man Could Talk All Day, But Now, As Soon As He Tells All He Knows, He Has To Sit Down. Most Of These Birds Will Just Be Getting Up And Nodding Now. Why, Some Of Them Won't Be Able To Answer Roll Call.

Communism Is Like Prohibition, It Is A Good Idea, But It Won't Work.