Mothers Are The Only Race Of People

What's Considered Enough Money? Just A Little Bit More.

All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.

My Own Mother Died When I Was 10 Years Old. My Folks Have Told Me That What Little Humor I Have Comes From Her. I Can't Remember Her Humor, But I Can Remember Her Love And Understanding Of Me.

When The Okies Left Oklahoma And Moved To California, They Raised The Average Intelligence Level In Both States.