The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

Priority-wise, It Simply Makes Sense To Take Care Of Yourself Before You Start Searching For A Higher Meaning. You Aren't Much Good To Anyone Else If You're Unhealthy, A Financial Burden, Or An Emotional Basket Case. Fix Yourself Before You Turn Outward. It's Best For Everyone.

When You Hire That First Person, Then You're A Boss. You've Got Performance Reviews. You've Got Complaints About Not Making Enough Money. You've Got People Who Are Just Going To Sell Your Story To The Tabloids.

If You Haven't Already Told Your Kids 'don't Fellate The President' Then You're Probably A Bad Parent.

I Love Magazines. It's Such Mcnugget Kind Of Information.

Free Will Is An Illusion. People Always Choose The Perceived Path Of Greatest Pleasure.