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The World Isn't Fair, But As Long As It's Tilting In My Direction, I Find That There's A Natural Cap To My Righteous Indignation.

I Hated My Work. It Never Seemed To Me To Be What I Should Be Doing.

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Tell Me What You Need, And I'll Tell You How To Get Along Without It.

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