The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

My Mind Can Never Know My Body, Although It Has Become Quite Friendly With My Legs.

Death Is An Acquired Trait.

The Prison Psychiatrist Asked Me If I Thought Sex Was Dirty. I Told Him Only When It's Done Right.

I Can't Do Anything To Death, Doctor's Orders.

There Have Been Times When I've Thought About It - But With My Luck It Would Probably Turn Out To Be Only A Temporary Solution.