The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!

Maybe The Poets Are Right. Maybe Love Is The Only Answer.

I Took A Puff Of The Wrong Cigarette At A Fraternity Dance Once, And The Cops Had To Get Me, Y'know. I Broke Two Teeth Trying To Give A Hickie To The Statue Of Liberty.

Life Is Short. Short, And Not About Anything Except What You Can Touch And What Touches You.

Well, If I Don't Get At Least 16 Hours, I'm A Basket Case.