The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist

Most People Don't Know How To Tell Stories.

The First Step To Stringing The Boss Up From A Lamppost Is Saying The Boss Is A Moron.

The Experts Who Managed The Original Marshall Plan Say Afghanistan Needs A Commitment Of At Least $5 To $10 Billion Over 5 To 10 Years, Coupled With Occupation Forces Of 250,000 Allied Soldiers To Keep The Peace Throughout The Country.

The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist Is To Walk Into A Bar Or Someone's Apartment And They Don't Know You, But They've Taped One Of Your Pieces Up.

At This Point, American Workers Are Pretty Respectful Of The Bosses They Loathe.