The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist

I Think Jazz Is Good, But I Don't Enjoy It. It's Not For Me.

Imagine Foreign Troops Sitting Idly, Laughing As Hooligans Trashed The Smithsonian, Stole The Gold From Fort Knox And Burned Down The Department Of The Interior. That Was Us In Iraq.

The First Step To Stringing The Boss Up From A Lamppost Is Saying The Boss Is A Moron.

The Experts Who Managed The Original Marshall Plan Say Afghanistan Needs A Commitment Of At Least $5 To $10 Billion Over 5 To 10 Years, Coupled With Occupation Forces Of 250,000 Allied Soldiers To Keep The Peace Throughout The Country.

For An Ordinary Citizen, What Is The Common Interaction You Have With A Police Officer? When They Pull You Over For Speeding, Or When They Write You A Ticket For Parking. The Rest Of The Time Is Patrolling Minority Neighborhoods Like An Occupying Army. It's Suppression Of Blacks, And It's Revenue Enhancement. Surveillance Is A Band-aid. That's Like Saying, "let's Surveil The Ss." No! Let's Get Rid Of The Ss!