The Best Thing About A Vacation Is

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

I Never Get Over Feeling Bad About Tearing Open A Beautifully Wrapped Present. It Takes Ten Seconds To Destroy A Work Of Art That Took Someone Ten Minutes To Accomplish.

Numbers Tend To Give The Impression That There's More Order In The World Than There Is.

I Hate To Say It, But I Had A Great Time In World War Ii.

We Can All Be Prouder To Be Human Beings, Because That's What They Were. They Make Up For A Lot Of Liars, Cheats, And Terrorists Among Us.