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I Hope All Of You Are Going To Fill Out Your Census Form When It Comes In The Mail Next Month. If You Don't Return The Form The Area You Live In Might Get Less Government Money And You Wouldn't Want That To Happen, Would You.

Almost All Of Us Have An Elevator Or Two In Our Lives Somewhere. We Wait For Them, We Ride On Them. We're Annoyed By The Wait But Pleased With The Lift.

Love Is More Pleasant Once You Get Out Of Your Twenties. It Doesn't Hurt All The Time.

Before A Kid Learns How To Use A Computer That Can Solve Mathematical Problems, He Or She Should Know How To Do Arithmetic Without A Computer.

We Aren't Consistent In Our Treatment Of Animals.