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The Biggest Seller Is Cookbooks And The Second Is Diet Books - How Not To Eat What You've Just Learned How To Cook.

In Washington, A Confidential Assistant Is Someone Who, If You Don't Want To Know Something, You Go And Ask Him And He Won't Tell You.

Obscenities... I Think A Lot Of Dumb People Do It Because They Can't Think Of What They Want To Say And They're Frustrated. A Lot Of Smart People Do It To Pretend They Aren't Very Smart - Want To Be Just One Of The Boys.

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There Are Only A Few Safe Targets Left, Just A Few Groups Of People You Can Say Anything Negative About Without Getting In Trouble For It. I've Made A List Of Safe Targets And I Probably Ought To Stick To Those. Politicians, For Instance. You Can Say Anything You Want About Them, And It Doesn't Matter How Unfair You Are. People Seem To Like It.