The Best Revenge Is Living Well.

Your Blessing In Life Is When You Find The Torture You're Comfortable With.

Did You Know That The Original Title For War And Peace Was War, What Is It Good For?

The Greatest Jewish Tradition Is To Laugh. The Cornerstone Of Jewish Survival Has Always Been To Find Humor In Life And In Ourselves.

I Have No Plants In My House. They Won't Live For Me. Some Of Them Don't Even Wait To Die, They Commit Suicide.

Having A 2 Year Old Is Like Having A Blender That You Don't Have The Top For.