The Best Revenge Is Living Well.

Economy Is Essential To All Good Art.

Taking In A Baseball Game On Tv Is Also A Big Treat.

Can't You At Least Die With A Little Dignity?

The Whole Object Of Comedy Is To Be Yourself And The Closer You Get To That, The Funnier You Will Be.

Nothing In Life Is Fun For The Whole Family. There Are No Massage Parlors With Ice Cream And Free Jewelry.