The Best Of All Physiciansis Apple Pie

Have You An Unexpurgated Copy Of Hannah More's 'letters To A Village Maiden'?

He Is So Mean, He Won't Let His Little Baby Have More Than One Measle At A Time.

When I Demanded Of My Friend What Viands He Preferred, He Quoth: "a Large Cold Bottle, And A Small Hot Bird!"

Used To Think That Luck Wuz Luck And Nuthin' Else But Luck-- It Made No Diff'rence How Or When Or Where Or Why It Struck; But Sev'ral Years Ago I Changt My Mind, An' Now Proclaim That Luck's A Kind Uv Science--same As Any Other Game.

The Best Of All Physiciansis Apple Pie And Cheese!