Let My Temptation Be A Book.

A Mighty Good Sausage Stuffer Was Spoiled When The Man Became A Poet.

Mr. Clarke Played The King All Evening As Though Under Constant Fear That Someone Else Was About To Play The Ace.

He Is So Mean, He Won't Let His Little Baby Have More Than One Measle At A Time.

Some Statesmen Go To Congress And Some Go To Jail. It Is The Same Thing, After All.

But I, When I Undress Me Each Night, Upon My Knees Will Ask The Lord To Bless Me With Apple-pie And Cheese.