The Best Eraser In The World Is

The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes A Perfect Speech.

Before Most People Start Boasting About Their Family Tree, They Already Have Done A Good Pruning Job.

The Greatest Weakness Of Most Humans Is Their Hesitancy To Tell Others How Much They Love Them While They're Alive.

One Of The Hardest Things To Teach A Child Is That Truth Is More Important Than Consequences.

Tact Is The Ability To Make A Person See Lightning Without Letting Him Feel The Bolt.