The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes

A Dog Is One Of The Remaining Reasons Why Some People Can Be Persuaded To Go For A Walk.

Time Was When The Average Person Could Pay As He Goes. Nowadays He Has To Pay As He Comes And Goes.

Placing The Blame Is A Bad Habit, But Taking The Blame Is A Sure Builder Of Character

Tact Is The Ability To Make A Person See Lightning Without Letting Him Feel The Bolt.

Knowledge Is Power, Especially When It Is Hitched To A Workhorse.