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I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

There Are A Thousand Viewpoints In The Viewtiful City.

Isn't It Nice That People Who Prefer Los Angeles To San Francisco Live There?

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.