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The Waterfront Without The Ferry Tower Would Be Like A Birthday Cake Without A Candle.

A City Is Where You Can Sign A Petition, Boo The Chief Justice, Fish Off A Pier, Gaze At A Hippopotamus, Buy A Flower At The Corner, Or Get A Good Hamburger Or A Bad Girl At 4 A.m. A City Is Where Sirens Make White Streaks Of Sound In The Sky And Foghorns Speak In Dark Grays. San Francisco Is Such A City.

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.