The Bbc Is A Victim Of Its

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.