The Bad Artists Imitate, The Great Artists

Although You Might Have To Creep About At Night And Lie To Your Mum It’s Actually One Of The More Honest Art Forms Available. There Is No Elitism Or Hype, It Exhibits On The Best Walls A Town Has To Offer And Nobody Is Put Off By The Price Of Admission.

The Art World Is The Biggest Joke Going. It's A Rest Home For The Overprivileged, The Pretentious, And The Weak. And Modern Art Is A Disgrace - Never Have So Many People Used So Much Stuff And Taken So Long To Say So Little.

I Just Wanna Make The World A Better-looking Place. If You Don't Like It, You Can Paint Over It!

It's Impossible To Predict Which Paintings Will Last And Which Won't. In New Orleans I Painted On A Dilapidated Shop In A Street Littered With Abandoned Cars And Rotting Mattresses, Then Two Hours Later The Piece Was Gone. It Turned Out I'd Picked The Side Of A Crack House And The Proprietor Didn't Like The Attention.

There Are Four Basic Human Needs; Food, Sleep, Sex And Revenge.