I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years

If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.

In The Future, Everybody Will Be Anonymous For 15 Minutes.

I Figure There Are Enough Self-opinionated Assholes Trying To Get Their Ugly Little Faces In Front Of You As It Is. You Ask A Lot Of Kids Today What They Want To Be When They Grow Up, And They Say, 'i Want To Be Famous.' You Ask Them, 'for What Reason?' And They Don't Know Or Care. I Think Andy Warhol Got It Wrong - In The Future, So Many People Are Going To Become Famous That One Day Everybody Will End Up Being Anonymous For 15 Minutes.

When You Go To An Art Gallery You Are Simply A Tourist Looking At The Trophy Cabinet Of A Few Millionaires.

Painting Something That Defies The Law Of The Land Is Good. Painting Something That Defies The Law Of The Land And The Law Of Gravity At The Same Time Is Ideal.