The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor,

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

Love Affairs Have Always Greatly Interested Me, But I Do Not Greatly Care For Them In Books Or Moving Pictures. In A Love Affair, I Wish To Be The Hero, With No Audience Present.

We Must Be Truthful And Fair In The Ordinary Affairs Of Life Before We Can Be Truthful And Fair In Patriotism And Religion.